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Being turned into a llama

A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!

yeah… weird

This post is amazing from start to finish

The post. the post with the llamas. the post with the llamas specifically used to express frustration. The Frustration llamas post…

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me about me: is she okay

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i want to be your best friend and the love of your life and your adventure partner and your girl

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Kids today won’t ever know the struggle of downloading a song from Limewire and getting Bill Clinton

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hoe tips n tricks

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basically just a cute lil list of tips for self-care hope u enjoy ❤️

• for rly smooth skin, shave w/ coconut butter and apply coconut oil afterwards i promise ur skin will thank u

• neosporin is rly good for stretch marks

• to taste ;))) better, cranberry juice, apple juice, and yogurt works better than pineapples

• exfoliate!!! moisturize!!! love urself!!! wash ur face daily and moisturize ur body for 30 mins after a shower

• def recommend men’s shaving cream instead of female, it lathers better and it leaves ur skin feeling softer (also hair doesn’t grow back as fast)

• seriously drink ur water fam :/// better for ur skin, immune system, digestive system, metabolism, etc. if u want add some fresh fruit into it why not

•make ur own body/lip scrub! brown sugar + coconut oil, scrub on your legs n lips you’ll feel amazing, takes off all the dead skin and bacteria too

• if u have dark marks on your inner thighs, rub coconut oil on them

• carry vaginal cleansing cloths in ur bag/purse for when u need them

• pls go pee after sex/masturbation, it helps prevent UTI and cleans your coochie

• always wipe ur cooch from front to back to prevent yeast infections

• carry around a small bag of emergency items u may need whatever happens (ex: tampon/pad, spare undies, chapstick, etc.)

• to grow ur eyebrows and/or lashes, coconut oil and castor oil does wonders, apply with a clean mascara wand/spoolie

• bring condoms ur damn self

• psa there’s nothing wrong w/ masturbation it’s so good for you and helps to find out what u do/don’t like in bed

• a dab of tea tree oil on a pimple will work v good (so will toothpaste in pinch but it will dry it out so make sure u moisturize after)

• get massages, pamper yourself 💖

• invest in good shampoo + conditioner for your hair type

• heard kat von d liquid lipsticks are bj proof ;))

• matte makeup always works better if ur sweating and rolling in the sheets

• get some cute undies/bras/lingerie for yourself

• NEVER go to sleep with makeup on, remove it with makeup remover wipes and wash ur face pretty pls

• get ur eyebrows threaded/waxed it’s so worth it

• if u want to get ur coochie in tip top shape I would recommend a bikini wax done by a professional it’s not that much $$$ and they actually know what they’re doing I promise

• to grow out ur nails, rub garlic on your nails and coconut oil on your cuticles for stronger, longer natural nails

• washing ur vulva and pubic hair with vaginal cleaning soap is v good for you and removes dead skin, bacteria, and odor

• face masks work wonders, also blackhead removal strips are great too

• take care of ur body, it needs u just as much as u need it

!!! please use coconut oil sparingly I’m
telling you too much will clog your pores and cause acne and we do not want that so use a little at a time less is more

And a little side note - coconut oil (and other nut oils) works FAR better than any conditioner for dry ends and you can leave it in xx

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